1. I once had an afro. Yes. An. Afro. A perm that went seriously wrong. I hope to one day be able to look back and laugh at it, but thankfully I managed to burn/delete all the offending photos. So I’ll just have to imagine.

2. I have a very personal relationship with a cucumber. I’ll let you guess at what that means.

3. I love stationary. I can’t explain it. I see post-it-notes, I get excited. Pens, pencils, paperclips ….. rubbers, notebooks and staplers, I love them all. I’ve often had to restrain myself from taking some home from work. Weird I know but it’s better than liking stamps!

4. I constantly put myself in situations I’m not 100% comfortable with just to get over the fear of them and enjoy it …. eventually.

5. I talk a lot in my sleep. I also cry, fart and kick a lot in it too. In fact there was this one time I had a whole conversation with someone in my sleep about their wife weight training. The person had no wife and no weights. Yeah you figure that out.

6. I have a fear of turning out to be exactly like my family. I think the more I try to run away from it, the closer I come. Mental illness really is hereditary.