Entries for April, 2008



Say what?

Posted on April 18th, 2008
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I would like to say I overheard this in the office yesterday, but I didn’t. Instead it was announced to the office like a) anyone cared and b) someone might sympathise.

Girl 1: “I’m so pissed off. I can’t have sex tonight.”

[I was on the other side of the room thinking, did she just say what I thought she said?]

Girl 2: “Yes you can, use a condom.”

[OMG she did just say what I thought she said.]

Girl 1: “No I can’t, they smell.”

Cue to this morning, Girl 1 walks in and then says, “My boyfriend and I split up last night.”

I guess the guy didn’t get any sex last night then! Stupid bint.



The day I went to lunch

Posted on April 8th, 2008
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As I was getting off the escalator at the tube station this morning, a poster on the wall caught my eye. “If you don’t like your life, you can change it”.

For some reason this simple statement, something which I’ve told myself before many times and other people, really struck a chord with me. As I came out of the station and started my ten minute walk to work, I kept thinking about that poster. I know I’m not as happy as I should be at moment, mainly due to work. I’m trying to change my situation at work using various methods but I think part of my problem is that even if I do change it to my liking, I would still never “be happy”. Happy in the respect as that poster implies. Life happy.

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