I would like to say I overheard this in the office yesterday, but I didn’t. Instead it was announced to the office like a) anyone cared and b) someone might sympathise.
Girl 1: “I’m so pissed off. I can’t have sex tonight.”
[I was on the other side of the room thinking, did she just say what I thought she said?]
Girl 2: “Yes you can, use a condom.”
[OMG she did just say what I thought she said.]
Girl 1: “No I can’t, they smell.”
Cue to this morning, Girl 1 walks in and then says, “My boyfriend and I split up last night.”
I guess the guy didn’t get any sex last night then! Stupid bint.