Honestly, I should really consider writing a book on girl 1. “How to sound stupid without trying hard” – what do you think of the title?
When I went out for lunch today my colleague told me that Girl 1 was talking about having Ben and Jerry’s for lunch… can I be on that diet, please?
Anyway, back on to the good stuff!
Girl 1: Which bus goes from here to Holborn station?
Girl 2: You don’t need a bus; it’s only round the corner.
Girl 1: I know, but I can’t be arsed.
Whoa, you get Ben and Jerry’s for lunch and do no exercise? What the heck is the name of the diet you’re on, seriously, I want to be on it!
I’m not purposely being mean, honestly, I’m not. If you could just spend a day with her in the office you’d realise how incredibly fickle she is. I can’t stand it when someone says one thing, moans about one thing, complains about one thing and then does the complete opposite. Seriously love, sort yourself out! It’s fucking boring.
BTW, for those who are interested, google maps gives an estimation of a four minute walk from the office to the station… and even then Google over estimate it to compensate for slow walkers (like me!)