Girl 1: I bought Sex and the City on pirate DVD the other day and watched it five times.
Boy 2: {splutters} Five times?!
Girl 1: Yeah. And? I was bored.
No love, you are deranged. Five times in one day? You’ve already seen it at the cinema.
I thought the Sex and the City phase was over :( But she’s still talking about it. Kill me. Kill me now.

