Girl 1: I’m so pissed off with my friend, she has shrunk my tops and clothes.
If you say so…
Girl 2: Don’t worry, you’ll be able to fit into them in no time now you’ve joined the gym.
Girl 1: Yeah true, but it’s making my boobs burst out of my top. Look when I raise my arms.
Girl 1 proceeds to lift her arms up and stick her boobs out. I don’t look because quite frankly, I’d rather keep my lunch down. But the new guy manages to see what she’s talking about and I’m pretty sure that was the whole idea.
Girl 1: They’re huge.
Yes love, they are. Shame your IQ isn’t.