I was sitting in my corner of the office today and again overheard a golden nugget from the girl whose boyfriend dumped her because she didn’t have sex with him (although she since swears he dumped her because she’s put on weight, apparently…).
Girl 1: [to Boy 1] “You didn’t bring me back any food?”
Boy 1: “No I didn’t. Aren’t you supposed to be looking after your figure anyway?”
[I recoil in horror at hearing this. You do not remind Girl 1 about her figure, she will bite.]
Girl 1: “Well I am but It’s not working is it?”
[Duh, the amount of crisps and chocolate I see you eat at your desk isn't exactly helping is it?]
Girl 1: “But don’t you think I’ve slimmed down, just a little bit?!”
Boy 1 looks at Girl 1 critically and then proclaims: “No.”
Girl 1: “No? What do you mean no?”
Boy 1: “I mean no. I see you every day don’t I? How am I supposed to tell if you’ve slimmed down?”
Silly woman. She eats because she’s upset about her boyfriend (and just eats a lot in general) and then complains that her boyfriend calls her fat… vicious cycle. No wonder you don’t hear men going on about this stuff. They don’t eat when they get depressed, they drink!