Edit: Case closed. I think we all know who got the last laugh eh?
Fuck me; I had an ex-work colleague contact me this afternoon about my Girl 1 blog series. I only shared an office with her for months so god only knows why she has decided to contact me about them now. I’ve left her lovely message unedited in all its shit spelling, bastardised English and badly punctuated (un)glory; it’s posted below. Call her? I wouldn’t waste my free minutes…
Roffles.
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Subject: Khan
From: Aysha aysha_harrietellis@hotmail.co.uk
Date: Tuesday 12th August 2008, 12:13pm
Ok…let me get something straight with you, you obese skank, it aint my problem your so self concious that you had to take it upon yourself to slate me…..!!!! you got something to say here’s my number – 07973 268 310 call me and we’ll meet up and i’ll deal with you face to face like women should…..!!! you are one sad chick!! and to be frank you wanna be going on about my wieght….HA…..have you looked in the mirror lately or are you just blind???!!!! cause i tell you what you are NOTHING compared to me and i am SURE any sane man including your man would say the same thing!!! dont push me girl cause i will find you and smash that fat cellulite face and body of your in!!!!!you are a joke…is this what your life consists of,LMAO,…get a fucking life!! and i know you couldnt resist as i am so fucking perfect SKANK!!!!!!!!
Edit: It seems she can’t keep away from me on Facebook either.
Aysha Khan: Hi Skank……did you get my message on your sad excuse for a site???!!!
Tracy Casebere: Maybe. http://www.teesee.co.uk/2008/08/roffles/
Aysha Khan: LMAO…wouldnt waste your minutes more like you wouldnt be able to handle me smashing your face in……..http://www.weightwatchers.co.uk/Util/lnd/index_39v_nd.aspx site link for weight watchers…….LMAO…..HA HA HA…..!!!!! good luck hunny!!!! lol
you choldish mindless shit dont bother me……it shows just how much of an impact i made on you…..if ever i see you on the street you have my word………i’ll be walking away with a smile!!! you know nothing about me…..and you will get to know the real me know…..you message me back taking the piss all you want…to be underestimated is the best thing i could expect!!!!
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*Yawn*.