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		<title>By: Simon</title>
		<link>http://www.teesee.co.uk/2010/07/goodbye-my-lover/comment-page-1/#comment-17</link>
		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 14:18:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>-- or --

Travelling alone due to a sick relative, Carlos had to part ways with a beautiful English girl. As he passes through security with nothing on his mind but her, something shows up on the X-Ray... Security staff take him to one side and start searching his hand luggage. Inside they find a pair of scissors cellotaped to a scented envelope. He obediently hands the scissors in for disposal but keeps the note. A few seconds pass after he finishes reading, and completely confused he receives a tap on his shoulder. Carlos turns around to see Gloria, out of breath from running in a gorgeous red flowing dress... and a suitcase. In a moment of passion the card is dropped as they embrace signalling the start of a wonderful and fulfilling life together in Spain...

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The card is dropped when he realises his stalker Gloria found out he was trying to escape the country and ran as fast as he could away before she caught him (only to get shot in the head several times by police thinking he looked a bit foreign...)

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Gloria was his pet dog, the card was attached to the dog&#039;s body as his ex-wife brought the mangled corpse still attached to her front bumber into the airport. She always was that little bit spiteful...</description>
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<p>Travelling alone due to a sick relative, Carlos had to part ways with a beautiful English girl. As he passes through security with nothing on his mind but her, something shows up on the X-Ray&#8230; Security staff take him to one side and start searching his hand luggage. Inside they find a pair of scissors cellotaped to a scented envelope. He obediently hands the scissors in for disposal but keeps the note. A few seconds pass after he finishes reading, and completely confused he receives a tap on his shoulder. Carlos turns around to see Gloria, out of breath from running in a gorgeous red flowing dress&#8230; and a suitcase. In a moment of passion the card is dropped as they embrace signalling the start of a wonderful and fulfilling life together in Spain&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8211; or &#8211;</p>
<p>The card is dropped when he realises his stalker Gloria found out he was trying to escape the country and ran as fast as he could away before she caught him (only to get shot in the head several times by police thinking he looked a bit foreign&#8230;)</p>
<p>&#8211; or &#8211;</p>
<p>Gloria was his pet dog, the card was attached to the dog&#8217;s body as his ex-wife brought the mangled corpse still attached to her front bumber into the airport. She always was that little bit spiteful&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Claire @ Wheelistically</title>
		<link>http://www.teesee.co.uk/2010/07/goodbye-my-lover/comment-page-1/#comment-16</link>
		<dc:creator>Claire @ Wheelistically</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 19:19:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Aww, poor Gloria - from the fact that you found the card, I can only assume she didn&#039;t get her sexy Spaniard. :( The hopeless romantic in me is gutted for her... Perhaps next year, she&#039;ll find Vasos (a gorgeous Greek) who&#039;ll whisk her off her feet, instead. ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aww, poor Gloria &#8211; from the fact that you found the card, I can only assume she didn&#8217;t get her sexy Spaniard. :( The hopeless romantic in me is gutted for her&#8230; Perhaps next year, she&#8217;ll find Vasos (a gorgeous Greek) who&#8217;ll whisk her off her feet, instead. ;)</p>
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